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[Feb. 8th, 2005|02:15 pm] |
pretending to be gay on an astronomical level
is no longer hip in my book. never was really.
i have a new journal: popboingsplat
add me or what have you.
see ya faggots. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2005|08:18 pm] |
i'm convinced i'm going crazy.
at work today every person who came
through my line kept asking me specifically,
if i was going to be home in time to watch
'the game'.
i just told them no, because i wasn't sure
what the fuck they were talking about.
then swarms of red white a blue painted people
wearing football jerseys gave me the worst look
ever given to me (that i've seen).
my mother is at something called a 'super bowel' party.
she joins lots of strange cults. but i never knew she was
so much into feces.
someone bring light into my life and convince me that
i am not, in fact, going crazy. that there is just
a world wide conspiracy trying to fuck with my head.
am i missing something? |
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| synchronicity |
[Jan. 30th, 2005|07:53 pm] |
I, patrick j. clifford, was born on the first day of the 10th month of the 1,985th year in the 20th century. all of the following events happened on october first of the stated year:
965 B.C - John XIII becomes Pope
1880 B.C - First electric lamp factory opened by Thomas Edison
1890 B.C - Yosemite National Park established by U.S. Congress
1920 B.C - Walter Matthau is born.
1924 B.C - Jimmy Carter, 39th president of the United States is born.
1946 B.C - Nazi leaders sentenced at Nuremberg Trials
1950 B.C - Randy Quaid is born.
1957 B.C - First appearance of "In God We Trust" on paper currency.
1977 B.C - Brazilian soccer star Pelé retires.
1982 B.C - Epcot Center opens at Walt Disney World.
1985 B.C - Bombing of the PLO Headquarters in Tunis by the Israeli air force.
1985 B.C - Dizzee Rascal, British hip hop artist, is born.
now, let's look at these carefully;
-Walter Matthau and Randy Quaid have starred together in these movies:
*the goodbye girl
*the slugger's wife
*caddy shack 2
-In 1957, as well as the fantastic slogan "In God We Trust" also appeared that funny little eye in the triangle above the pyramid. and as we all know this is known to be the symbol of the Illuminati, who are the Occultist group behind the one world conspiracy. you can find more information about the "all-seeing-eye" here: 666.
there are a lot more conpsiracies in there also, that I don't feel like getting into, such as the "Dizzee Rascal is actaully just me in an alternate universe" conspiracy. or how about "Pope John XIII is a reforming/reprogramming robot under the false identity of a Brazilian soccer player named Pele, from planet Disney World".
it's all true. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2005|09:15 pm] |
grab hold of the hand you MAINLY use. this means if you are left handed grab your left hand with your right, and vise-versa. take the submissive hand and hold it to your crotch with the dominant hand, as if you didn't want it to happen...i guess you could call it self molestation.
repeat this action 666 times and you will receive pure enlightenment.
you're welcome.
praise Bob.
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[Jan. 26th, 2005|03:19 pm] |
new rhymes uploaded as well as a song
rachel and i made, but i think most of
you have heard that one already.
christian sex instructions
p.s.
i found i kaleidescope.
UPDATE
i finished the song with dj manipulator.
check it out if you'd like...just click
that christian sex instructions link. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|03:10 pm] |
does anyone know where my gang of four-entertainment cd is?
did i lend it to any of you live journalers?
in other news i have had a mind bending experience in my
dreams last night. lucidity and vibrations all over my body.
but i didn't get out of body. still, vibrations are good.
p.s.
no one cares what anyone has to say.
they just pretend to.
"what goes up must come down,
spinnin' wheel got to go round.
talking about your troubles its a cryin' sin
ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin." |
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[Jan. 18th, 2005|11:52 pm] |
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i've now got myself a person who will let me use their beats so i dont have to make shitty ones...DJ Manipulator, he's amaizing. i can't wait to try out his tracks. i will update if anything good comes out of it. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2005|09:26 pm] |
today my mother's car battery died twice.
i had to wait in the awful cankering cold
for nearly an hour and a half for AAA to
get their asses to my ass both times.
no fingers or toes fell off.
but i did make another song of me
raping my illest shit: bouncy balls
holler. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2005|04:55 pm] |
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when i die tomorrow bright lights will come down and speak to me in a universal language of farts and tap dancing: "what took you so long?". i will reply with many drummed blips and telepathic clicks meaning: "i fell asleep in the shower". the bright lights will then fart at me:"how do you fall asleep in the shower?" and i will click: "it's simple, you just lie down and close your eyes". the bright lights will tap: "Oh! i thought you meant you were still standing up; like a cow!" the bright lights and i will laugh and float and fart and tap dance around astray and forever in the non-physical universe. |
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| new yearz |
[Jan. 2nd, 2005|04:47 pm] |
i'm almost sure i offended people.
i'm nearly sure i've got a concussion.
i'm almost positive that i was naked at one point
and some man i didn't know caught a glimps
of my butt when my towel fell off.
i'm positive i had a fun time with myself.
does anyone know any common sypmtoms of a concussion? |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 12th, 2004|05:32 pm] |
i went to new hampshire this weekend.
it was fun.
live journal, live journal, what have you turned us all into? |
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[Nov. 28th, 2004|10:08 pm] |
do you believe in a gaseous vertebrae with astronomical heft, named God?
still drunk.
ya hoo!
the following sentence is true.
the previous sentence was false. |
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[Nov. 28th, 2004|09:56 pm] |
the father, the mother, the serpent, the preist.
i am drunk.
hoo haw! |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2004|06:29 pm] |
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tax deducatable charity donations? |
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[Nov. 17th, 2004|12:33 am] |
i've just come to the conclusion that
this is idiotic (comming back to the
interweb and typing my thoughts to
whom ever). but whuteves! shit stick!
halleluiah! |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 15th, 2004|03:49 pm] |
life is a sweet bowl of fruit.
i'm internet journaling again.
mother superior jump the gun! |
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